by Silent J July 20, 2003
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Involving the way information is gathered, processed, and used in a meaningful way.
Computer Science Majors – boast about how many lines of code they can write
Information Systems Majors – boast about how much money they have saved and created for overall business.
Business Majors – boast about their new sports car after high earnings and cut cost - dependent on the performance on their Information Systems which is dependent on Computer Science.
Information Systems creates logical use out of organizing and processing data through information technology.
IS makes CS useful
IS makes Business actually work (and increasingly so in the new Information Era)
Top IS programs: MIT and Carnegie Mellon
IS has yet to find a permanent home in the School of Computer Science, Business, Humanities
Professionals in IS who are really good at what they do are an asset to any company and are normally paid accordingly. Or can leave and find their place somewhere else (sometime creating their own business – usually successful)
IS professionals also have bigger hard drives than CS and Business professionals as well as cocks.
Involving the way information is gathered, processed, and used in a meaningful way.
Computer Science Majors – boast about how many lines of code they can write
Information Systems Majors – boast about how much money they have saved and created for overall business.
Business Majors – boast about their new sports car after high earnings and cut cost - dependent on the performance on their Information Systems which is dependent on Computer Science.
Information Systems creates logical use out of organizing and processing data through information technology.
IS makes CS useful
IS makes Business actually work (and increasingly so in the new Information Era)
Top IS programs: MIT and Carnegie Mellon
IS has yet to find a permanent home in the School of Computer Science, Business, Humanities
Professionals in IS who are really good at what they do are an asset to any company and are normally paid accordingly. Or can leave and find their place somewhere else (sometime creating their own business – usually successful)
IS professionals also have bigger hard drives than CS and Business professionals as well as cocks.
Hey man, did jimmy order those parts before he got fired?
No dude, our Information Systems does that automatically now.
CFO: "we need to be able to process 9 million transactions integrated with EDI and have our production line update automatically while being able to offer real time analysis and GPS tracking as well as electronic invoicing. Oh, and if one thing does not work correctly (even if the correct way contradicts our business logic) YOU ARE FIRED"
CIO: "Okay"
No dude, our Information Systems does that automatically now.
CFO: "we need to be able to process 9 million transactions integrated with EDI and have our production line update automatically while being able to offer real time analysis and GPS tracking as well as electronic invoicing. Oh, and if one thing does not work correctly (even if the correct way contradicts our business logic) YOU ARE FIRED"
CIO: "Okay"
by moneymaker1212 January 5, 2009
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Systemic Fathism refers to the ways that cultural, systems, structures, and institutions directly and consciously promote Faith to sustain or entrench differential (dis)advantage for an individual or group.
“Scripture states that a person can only serve one Master, there is no such thing as “God & Country”, thus the promotion of God & Country is Systemic faithism.”
by AMerican Ethnic October 3, 2020
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Me: You need to configure a bridge server.
Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.
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Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.
by GodTierPlayer March 18, 2021
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by Professional Englishman April 13, 2016
Get the systems operator mug.Wii- a system that has good games, not good graphics,Cheap
PS3-2x better graphics card than Wii, good sound, top of the line graphics, good games,Expensive
360-Mix of graphics and good games,good price
Any one of the 3 is good, the whole thing about the Wii vs PS3 thing is bull, both have ups and downs.Games have a big part to do with it,Hits and Series are big Ex: PS3 most FF games are big hits while 360 has Halo3, and Wii has Zelda, all are good, i like PS3 Personally but w/e
PS3-2x better graphics card than Wii, good sound, top of the line graphics, good games,Expensive
360-Mix of graphics and good games,good price
Any one of the 3 is good, the whole thing about the Wii vs PS3 thing is bull, both have ups and downs.Games have a big part to do with it,Hits and Series are big Ex: PS3 most FF games are big hits while 360 has Halo3, and Wii has Zelda, all are good, i like PS3 Personally but w/e
Dino-I got PS3!!!
Jeff-pfft the thing sucks get the Wii...wheres the tv remote?
Phil-New Game systems are all the same get EM ALL!!!!!
Jeff-pfft the thing sucks get the Wii...wheres the tv remote?
Phil-New Game systems are all the same get EM ALL!!!!!
by Mr.Nine November 8, 2006
Get the New Game Systems mug.A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.
Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”
Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”
Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”
Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*
Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”
Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”
Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*
by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014
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