sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot

male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.

by uhnanimuss May 8, 2012

sword fight

a party, or gathering, at which the number of penises out-weighs the number of vaginas by a lop-sided margin.

i do believe this party has turned into quite the sword fight. let us venture to the titty-bar, shall we?

by daruck December 3, 2008

sword fight

Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.

I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

Sword Fight

The battle that takes place over a female at a predominately male party or gathering.

I could not talk to the only hot girl there because there was already a sword fight around her.

by LeeL October 29, 2007

sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.

Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.

by Rudy H March 2, 2007

sword fight

When two males, either of the same family lines or two really drunk friends, attack each other with their streams of urine.

CollegeGuy1: Move over, I challenge you to a sword fight.
CollegeGuy2: Yeah sur...wait, WHAT? Are you drunk?

by Alexei Tajzler May 24, 2003

sword fight

A social environment where the males greatly outnumber the females, lacking the natural balance of a non-gay atmosphere.
Also dude fest, man crowd.
See dude count)

Dude#1:<enters pool hall>"Dude, there's only like.. 2 chicks here!
Dude#2:"Lets jet, i'm not hanging around this swordfight."

by Dustin Turtle October 27, 2004