A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 March 09, 2016
When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.
by SprintTM December 15, 2008
by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010
1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.
2.A slang term for receding hairline
2.A slang term for receding hairline
1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
by Word boi December 03, 2018
The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.
by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 11, 2018
by dengle dingus February 14, 2011
man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat
or
that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking
or
that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking
by Papa Beans April 27, 2008