Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
by Kractoes December 2, 2013
Get the swerve and perv mug.the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.
As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.
by intelligent driver May 6, 2010
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by moonswerve July 2, 2014
Get the moon swerve mug.Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.
by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012
Get the swervert mug.That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.
See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
by huzinator August 3, 2010
Get the Sausage Swerver mug.To get your swerve on means you want to get into doing or enjoying something like going out for a good time.
by sevenhn January 9, 2006
Get the swerve on mug.A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.
" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."
by MadelineB February 23, 2008
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