sweedish smoke screen

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

by nortington the third August 23, 2009

swenis

a sweaty penis

i had a swenis after practice

by kleenex March 5, 2003

Sweedish helicopter

A guy lubes up his dick while laying on his back and then the guy sticks his dick in the girls ass or vagina then spins her round and round and round all night long

Bryan and Bridgettes move the sweedish helicopter

by dogg 66 May 1, 2010

Sweedish Rodeo

A sexual game where the male mounts the female in the doggy-style fashion, upon penetrating, the male leans forward and whispers the phrase: "I have AIDS" into the females ear. The male then tries to keep his penis inside of the female.

Suzie: "Get it out of me you sick-o!"
Phil: "Yeehaw!"

by Alexander Rosborough May 27, 2004

speenis

when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.

Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.

by Speenis Man August 10, 2009

Sheenis

When a guy spreads a line of cocaine on his dick for a girl to snort. This is generally done before a blowjob.

This term arises from the actor Charlie Sheen, who is famous for his rampt use of the drug and association with hookers.

Girl: Why is your dick white?

Black Guy: What? Haven't you ever seen a Sheenis?

Girl: ...

Black Guy: Winning! *thumbs up*

by Fen*Pen September 20, 2011

Sheenism

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

by TDawesome April 7, 2011