That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?
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Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"
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Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)
Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)
Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.
by al-stud December 26, 2009
Get the Sausage Egg McStuffin mug.The act of mating with a female while she is on her monthly menstrual cycle which then the male uses menstrual blood as a lubricant for her anal pleasures creating an "Arabian Blood Sausage"
Dude, last night my girlfriend finally let me give her an "Arabian Blood Sausage" while she was on her period!
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Choking the chicken
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"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
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