Dick Swaddler

(Noun) One who's penis is flashed to men with no shame, boundaries, or hesitation.

Palmer: Wow, Elliot is so nasty. He is always flashing his dick at poeple.

Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.

by NikDubz November 6, 2010

cock swaddle

The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.

I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.

by Cosmosis September 22, 2009

swandle

The art of fondling balls. To touch tease with advanced skill.

Dude She swandled me at the truck stop

by xstarscreamx June 19, 2008

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

Swarley

Barney was mistakenly called Swarley in a tv show called: How I Met Your Mother

lady in the cafe is calling for swarley...
sees barney and hands coffee to him...
Barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads Swarley

by Smiley_Swarley June 28, 2008

swarley

-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex

After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley

by Neil P Harris November 13, 2006

tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008