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Staffel

To make smart ass comments with underlying meanings such as, "Of course she did."
Staffel, you own cats!
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swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.
The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.
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swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face
My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her
by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009
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swapfell

it underfell and underswap mixed to a gud game 0w0
swapfell is a good game
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Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
I shall swaffle you. God wills it!
by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011
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swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.
We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh
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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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