Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011

slabbed

To replace an individual within a particular position or standing who was not performing well, usually in sports.

He was the starting quarterback, then he got slabbed.

I used to go to Church's, but I slabbed them for KFC.

by J.Hayes September 28, 2005

slabbed

what's happened to a house that was knocked off its foundation by a hurricane.

Our house was slabbed by Katrina.

by Una Malachica January 11, 2009

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009

Slabbed

To be high as fuck

“yo open your eyes you lookin slabbed asf”

by macncheesetitties August 18, 2018

getting slabbed

Punishment for fighting against Minecraft robbery

"Tsuki's getting slabbed but tbh they don't really give a shit"

by TsukiInkling January 27, 2021

scabbed

when you're high and you have a thought or something important to say and your friend "steals" the thought from you by interuppting your thought (by talking or doing something funny).

"Man I was totally gonna say something. Shit. Now I forgot."

"haha yeah that's cause I scabbed you dude."

by larvabeans December 17, 2008