Sweatshirtism 

The belief that sweatshirts or hoodies should be worn at ALL times. Females who practice this are usually considered tomboys, skaters, insecure, etc. Although some cases actually are, most believers are simply avid lovers of sweatshirts.

Boy: It's so hot outside! Why on earth are you wearing a sweatshirt?

Girl: Haven't you ever heard of sweatshirtism?

Sweatshirtism by laumm. January 13, 2011

Earl sweatshirt 

The coolest nigga in odd future. Though he looks like the richest homeless man, he still puts out fire ass music .

Insta: uhohsokona

"ay turn up that Earl sweatshirt real quick!"

Earl sweatshirt by Uhohsokona on da gram February 13, 2021

Sweatshit 

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

Sweatshit by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

Earl Sweatshirt 

Birth name, Thebe Kgositsile, the roughly-put hottest rapper out of OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB. He raps about coke, raping hoes and bodily fluids. He has not recently been making music, due to his sudden dissapperence. Some sources believe that he is attending Coral Reef Academy in Samoa. As of this date, his mother will not allow him to release music. He also does not know about the group's rising fame. The OF members vow to free him from Samoa and "rule the world."

OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB!!!!!!!!!! FREE EARL!!!!!!
FUCK EARL SWEATSHIRT'S MOM

Earl Sweatshirt by JustCallMeThurnis June 3, 2011

Keenan Sweatshirt 

A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.

What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.

Keenan Sweatshirt by Drout June 4, 2016

The Sweatshirt 

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

The Sweatshirt by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

Egg on a Sweatshirt 

Used to express something as either very pleasant or unpleasant.

"Dang girl you look like egg on a sweatshirt!"

or

"Balls, man, that's like egg on a sweatshirt."

Egg on a Sweatshirt by Mackncheese August 10, 2009