Hat sure

A measure of surety to the extent that you would eat a hat. If you are proven wrong you must eat a paper hat. The size of the paper hat corresponds to the level of surety you expressed. (A5 hat sure is less sure than A4 hat sure but A4 is usually the standard.)

"I'm pretty sure that Walt Disney is frozen..."

"Are you hat sure?"

"Yes."

"How hat sure? A4 hat sure?"

"Yes."

"Well you are wrong, now eat this paper hat I've made for you."

by DiosaTaylor May 30, 2013

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surely you jest!

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

by Polo January 11, 2008

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Subternal

A lifestyle and state of mind in which the institutions of our society lose their meaning, and people lose their Ego's. Living lives of love, peace and harmony with others and nature. Those who live the Subternal lifestyle realize how menial and harmful to humanity the institutions we've built are and work on becoming selfless. They realize it's time for a change and are committed to bringing it

whenever I see the greed, inequality, and racism in our world, I feel Subternal pulsing through my veins

by Ritaskeeter April 26, 2015

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just to be sure it's Westinghouse

Means the same as the phrase, "just to be sure"; the "it's Westinghouse" part originated from television commercials for Westinghouse Electric in the 1950s, who's catchphrase was, "You can be sure, if it's Westinghouse".

{Craig}: Hey Paul, did you remember to charge your wheelchair today?
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.

by Telephony July 28, 2014

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