sucseeded

Triumphed in planting a crop, impregnated a female, etc.

There are two different types of outcomes associated wif a guy's "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" wif a lady... either he "succeeded" --- i.e., "got lucky" wif her --- or he "sucseeded", as in, not only did he get her to spread her legs for him, but he also caused her to ovulate. This latter condition can also feel like two totally different things depending on whether or not da couple had actually been wanting/intending to make a baby --- if they were, then it would indeed feel like a "success", but if said birth was merely an "accident", then the two lovers might consider said occurrence to be more like a failure, in dat they didn't "get away with" their delightful roll in da hay.

by QuacksO April 27, 2022

SUCCeed

when you succeed in getting the succ

Person 1: so, did you get the succ?
Person 2: hell yeah, i SUCCeeded.

by DeliriousDavid September 29, 2017

Suseeding

Progressively warming up under blankets or warm clothes on a cold day.

“Man it’s colder than a MF out here!”
“I know, I’m suseeding under blankets!”

by Espeeeeeeeon January 23, 2021

susseed

when the sus pays off

I have identified the impostor and my homie kissed me on the lips. I have susseeded.

by susseededinbeingsussy69 September 16, 2021

Succeeded

Yeah, racial supremacy cults tend to do pretty pretty well here.

Hym "Hitler's racial supremacy cult ALMOST worked as well as the Jews (if not better) but he forgot to add the socially enforced monopoly on victimization. But hey, if raping your women and murdering you kids only makes you stronger I guess you should be thanking Hamas. They're doing you a favor. Hamas: Bringing people together, one decapitated baby at a time. You have succeeded at one thing. You made me laugh. Seriously. Not intentionally but... When you showed the clips of those fucking paratroopers flying down into the country all I could imagine what the look on your face and I actually dropped my phone laughing. Did you see it? I know you got my camera so if you didn't see me laughing, that's what I was doing when I put my phone down."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Succeed

And if I don't succeed and I murder a kid with a list of names in an open browser tab on my phone and an instructions as to how to prove that the people on the list are perfectly aware of why that kid died? No reductio ad absurdum will save you.

Hym "All you have to do is hit the back button on the hundreds of saved submissions. Hundreds of saved definitions that will all coincide with episodes from the YouTube channels of the people whose names are on the list. Someone like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast could probably go even further and find out exactly which episodes coincide with each post with little to no work. It's over YouTube clowns. It was over the second Jordan Peterson shot that video with his A.I. friend. The look of abject dread sealed your fate. I will succeed. It's impossible for me to fail. Because I control what constitutes success... And you do not."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2024

Succeedingish

Achieving in difficult circumstances. You "succeed" but only in proportion to the situation you find yourself in, not in any real sense.

It's 8am and I'm on my way home from a night out, hoping the family are gone out when i get there. I did the groceries and the bakery on my travels though and I'm only one street from home so I'm succeedingish

by Bum Club September 27, 2025