Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

by Autmrane January 29, 2018

Stressturbate

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense

With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.

by MK1996 August 14, 2016

Stresstrated

The feeling of being stressed and frustrated all at once.

Me being forced to choose the lesser of two evils has me so stresstrated!!

by Raeroboch April 9, 2017

Suresure.

When you're really sure.

You going to that party?
sure.
Really?
suresure.

by Hoytitops May 27, 2009

Stressorexia

It's a form of anorexia that you don't intentionally induce. It is a result of the people and things going on around you that cause a lack of appetite and result in a habit you did not necessarily intend on.

Today was so stressful, my stressorexia was in full fledge. I could not bare to eat nor did the thought of food cross my mind.

by confusiondecoded April 12, 2015

stressturbate

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles

Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"

by goldie911 September 10, 2013

Stressrentner

Jemand im Rentner Alter, häufig leicht rassistisch, homophob und schiebt es auf seine Religion. Catchphrases: “Ich bin zwar kein Rassist ABER…”, “Früher war das nicht so”

Da hinten ist ein Stressrentner

by SternchenSabine69 November 1, 2021