Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Cindy Struckmann

An insane chemistry teacher who is "allergic" to the smell of sweetness and other amazing body sprays. She also has the most annoying accent and can't say formula correct. She dresses and looks like a manly lumberjack! Skirt natzi at that too!

Cindy Struckmann gets massive headaches when someone sprays something.

by ChemistrySucks! March 24, 2010

strawmanized

to incorrectly and unfairly make an opponent's argument seem as if it hold no water or has no weight nor bearing, as if the argument were a man, it would be easy to pushover. From a logic error when breaking down arguments, the "strawman" response to an argument.

Bush claimed that by voting down weapons ordinances, Kerry was against national defense, but he had really just strawmanized Kerry's argument.

by charliemiller February 2, 2005

starkman

That useless fat that drips from meat when it is being grilled. It is more common in red meats that are high in fat content. Typically this product turns to solid form after cooling down and can cause drain problems if not disposed of properly.

"Johnny, don't forget to clean the starkman off the grill before the dinner rush."

by Returned July 31, 2008

stratman

The last name of a man that where's shirts that are too tight for his body, loves tater tots and his nipples are always showing.

Look at the guys nipples showing through his shirt! He must be a stratman

by n_theman44 April 19, 2017

strawman method

keep just bringing up different random arguments that are way easier to argue about, because you know more about them

person 1: the letter h is better because it is harder to break

person 2: h causes extra weight which means less efficiency and reliability, it is also less aerodynamic

person 1: this isn't F1 stop using the strawman method

by h_lover28 January 20, 2022

Fool's Strawman

An argument strategy in which person A, after calling person B something derogatory, brings up misinformation on a subject which a person rightfully belonging under said derogatory label would be passionate about, even if the information is relatively common knowledge. If person B is struggling for a rebuttal and decides to instead criticize person A's lack of understanding of the subject as a means of degrading them, they will instead end up lending validity to person A's insult by appearing to be knowledgeable on topics which a person belonging to the derogatory label would normally be knowledgeable on. Anyone attempting a Fool's Strawman can appear less intelligent and jock-ish due to the nature of the maneuver, but is usually of higher intelligence than the person they are roasting. It is best explained by example:

A: Wow, I bet you jerk off to those Chinese hentais you f***ing f**g.
B: Haha, those are Japanese not Chinese, you can't even get that right? R****d.
A: I wouldn't know, I don't watch that s**t... you would know though.

As we can see, B falls right into the Fool's Strawman by showing some degree of knowledge on the topic of hentai, thus making A's accusations more credible. Let's keep going:

B: Wow you're so edgy, f***ing memelord using tricks he learned on Urban Dictionary and s**t.
A: What the f**k is a memelord? Are you one of those 4chan f****ts? Are you gonna be triggered if I don't get your gender right?
B: That's not a 4chan thing, that's Tumblr!
A: Sorry, I don't sit on my computer jerking off to hentai and going on 4chan instead of talking to girls.

by R@D November 8, 2016