shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

Coon Stompers

Term used by some White Power folk to describe their steel toed footwear, "coon" being a racial slur against blacks. Can refer to any steel toed boot or shoe, however the most common style seen, for instance, on a skinhead, are combat boots or Doc Martens.

Steel toed Cowboy boots can alternatively be called "Injun Stompers" for obvious reasons.

I kicked that spade's teeth in with my Coon stompers.

by Outlaw Merle Abbott May 19, 2009

iraqi road stompers

those sandels with the straps all over the place, that usauly old men wear.

dude, check out jakes iraqi road stompers, my dad has the same pair.

by thejeepguy93 March 4, 2008

pigeon stompers

an expresssion for a pair of bulky shoes
normally those ugly fila things or air max 95s

"look at her shoes"
"err they're pure pigeon stompers"

by TopShaggerGeorge July 23, 2019

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,

“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””

by dundunhead April 10, 2022

Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.

Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

Or

Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.

by Batteredsav October 12, 2018