Smollet

A load of obvious horse poopoo

Did you hear what JS said? He said he was attacked by 2 dudes last night, but I know it was just some rough foreplay on the down low...what a load of smollet!

by GreekFire February 16, 2019

stroller meat

A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.

"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)

by jcirishkid January 12, 2009

Smolleting

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.

"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"

by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

Lance-Strolled

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

by Philly deez May 26, 2021

stroller

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll

To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 28, 2010

Smollet

The action or crime of making a false spoken statement or report

Jussie was convicted of reporting a smollet

by Fred Derf February 21, 2019

Smollett

someone whom lies a lot

Have you ever seen such a liar, just like a Smollett wannabe
Such a Hairy Lemon

by ozelement February 23, 2019