Smolleting

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.

"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"

by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

Smollet

The action or crime of making a false spoken statement or report

Jussie was convicted of reporting a smollet

by Fred Derf February 21, 2019

Smollett

someone whom lies a lot

Have you ever seen such a liar, just like a Smollett wannabe
Such a Hairy Lemon

by ozelement February 23, 2019

Smolletted

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.

She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it

by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019

Jussie Smollett

One who stages a scenario in order to gain either positive recognition and/or sympathy, usually at the expense of anyone but themselves and/or their friends. See also Jussie Smolletted.

Yo, that dude got an award for his work on the case and we all got reprimanded. He didn’t do shit.

What can we say? He Jussie Smolletted us.

They’re letting you go? You gotta Jussie Smollett them.

by Bide_01 February 20, 2019

Pulling a Jussie Smollett

When a group or individual claims racism but when investigated the evidence for the allegation is untrue.

Them fools thought I was a racist, but I was just "pulling a Jussie Smollet". Isn't it ironic, when a jackass gets away with "pulling a Jussie Smollett"?

by Lord Shiva the Destroyer November 30, 2019

Stolleried

A most charming and generous chap frequents The Station Pub in Wivenhoe. His favourite pursuit on a Sunday, early evening, is to stroll into the bar and buy the entire pub (especially if it's full of females) Zambuccas. The clientele embraces this largesse with abandon: Zambuccas downed in one, pronto. Often unsuspecting tourists are informed that it is said gent's "birthday" in order to facilitate their willlingness to hurl themselves like Lemmings into their forthcoming total inebriation. As soon as the first round is consumed, said gent buys another round and the clientele chuck the next one down their necks. This continues for several hours until the entire pub is in utter carnage. At which point said gent (also known as The Zambucca Fairy) chuckles to himself , says "goodnight turnips" and leaves. If you are ever in The Station on a Sunday and you manage to make it home without an ambulance, you haven't been properly "Stolleried".

(stollery: noun) (to stollery: verb) (stolleried: past tense)

by Numpti May 9, 2013