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skitchin my fitchin

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019
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Stoaching

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.
Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!
by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017
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Wig Snatching

A term used mainly by gay men and women to express extreme happiness or excitement when their diva has done something amazing, shocking, or gives life by any means

See also wig scalped
"Beyoncé out here wig snatching with that Bowl Performance!"

"Did you see how Mariah came for Demi Lovato on Watch What Happens Live? I died! Wig snatched."
by User_nombre April 15, 2017
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sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.
by CareyB May 25, 2008
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Snatching Potato

A euphemism for any gay act.
Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.
by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007
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switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
by Nacatac May 15, 2011
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Stitchens

Stitchens is a word for fornicating.

You give a girl the stitchens!

Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!
"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!
by BigB0i October 5, 2011
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