moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.

He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.

by rsaylors June 3, 2006

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

by Jablonsky May 22, 2004

stiffany

getting a boner looking at ANY girl even fugly

That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Stiffed Animal

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.

My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.

by 531 December 9, 2010

steffen

Steffen means to fuck a girl so hard blood starts to flow out of her mouth.

Oh, Man I should not have done that she steffened

by reto berra January 21, 2008