stelzer

stel•zer•ed, stel•zer•ing, stel•zer

To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.

a) Oh man, you just totally stelzered that joke.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.

by Drew Westphal December 13, 2004

sheltzim

The polite proverbial way to shoot one's load in another one's mouth

Ken sheltzim'd in Barbie's mouth.

by Skems May 9, 2007

stelt

The action of stealing, or something being stolen. Why would you use the word steal or stolen that’s stupid.

Yo man we really stelt that W bro

I really stelt that parking spot earlier today

by Soupmanthing February 11, 2021

STULTZ CAT

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.

“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad

by cart smoking cat June 28, 2022

Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.

by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

stentz

The absolute perfection of a last name to describe the absolute perfection of a perfect family. If you last name like Stentz you should consider yourself very lucky and very blessed. Be grateful this last name has been bestowed upon you.

A descendent from the Stentz lineage has blessed us with their presence.

by loud.Trex April 9, 2023