girl 1: so i followed him home.
girl 2: what? you're now a stalker?
girl 1: hey, that's just where i walk.. it's not my fault i was simultanously following him.
girl 2: what? you're now a stalker?
girl 1: hey, that's just where i walk.. it's not my fault i was simultanously following him.
by Flash Ash February 02, 2006
Following around the person you like even though they hate you and would wish to hit you with a scalding hot frying pan if legal. Some people call this stalking. I call it love.
Monica is always following around Jordan. His friends shout stalker at her across the hall. But she doesn't stalk him. She just loves him and likes to admire his fine buttocks while walking behind him.
by The Shadow Molestor April 03, 2005
1. A Person who is looking and fallowing an other, which is creepy to the person who is being stalk.
2. In video games like Metro 2033 and S.T.A.L.K.E.R, a scavenger who walk around the Zone or Post apocalyptic Moscow. Not afraid to fight Monsters or Bandits.
2. In video games like Metro 2033 and S.T.A.L.K.E.R, a scavenger who walk around the Zone or Post apocalyptic Moscow. Not afraid to fight Monsters or Bandits.
1. Jessica Is afraid, as she gets non stop texts from her stalker. She wanted to call the police, but her stalker said he is right near her house, and will brake in if she calls.
2. Pavel." Stalker, I need your help to kill a bloodsucker for me."
Stalker."Cheeki breeki iv damke."
2. Pavel." Stalker, I need your help to kill a bloodsucker for me."
Stalker."Cheeki breeki iv damke."
by Dinoguy007 August 08, 2016
A person, usually an ex, who sits behind a screen and lurks on all social media. Even if you have blocked them, they still find a way to find out what you are doing or where you have been.
Tim: "dude, ashley is a stalker. She found out about me a shelby and went on a giant rant towards her."
Logan: "that's fucked up man, looks like you two are done now."
Logan: "that's fucked up man, looks like you two are done now."
by Atthebarr March 18, 2016
Someone who is obsessed with another person to the point of following/watching their every move on a day to day basis. This may include watching them at work, running errands, in the bathroom, etc.
A.k.a: CREEP
A.k.a: CREEP
by Grbdgr2 January 14, 2020
by kodish August 30, 2003
This is a game played at recess in elementary school. There is one person who starts as the main stalker. They walk around like normal while the other players have to try to get right behind them and wait for five seconds without being seen. If the main stalker tags you you are out. If u sucessfully stalk the main stalker you become the new main stalker and everyone is back in the game. To choose who the main stalker is they must like dogs better than cats and be very girly. This is because the inventor of this game fit this description.
by ALOHA WHO DIZ March 31, 2017