Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017

Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.

Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.

by eggwastaken March 7, 2020

Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Stalinium

An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.

Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.

"Stalinium, found only in Stalin's blood, is the reason Stalin is the epitomy of awesome."

by mark_oo00 May 15, 2006

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...

Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.

by John()Smith February 5, 2019

Tropical Stalin

An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy

1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"

by The Real Zimmer June 2, 2011

salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

by shanipriya August 14, 2010