pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Squinker Doodle

every mean bad word combined 100 times worse than any word you can think of.

You're a squinker doodle! = *every mean bad word you can think of but 100x meaner*

by BZZYQ February 14, 2023

squirter

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation.
That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine...but strangely smells of rose water

when Eddie Lock was watching his porn collection he noticed the girl spurt and he made a big wank,resulting in wrist seziure(similar to Jamie Hales)

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

squirter

A female who can ejaculate, usually with serious force and distance

Damn, she's a squirter!

by pmc November 2, 2002

squiter bites

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.

This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.

by DrapeMasterD May 29, 2008

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

squirter

A woman, who during sexual ejaculation, is able to squirt (cum) from her vagina.

"gosh that Abby's quite the squirter!"

by manchester414 August 9, 2012