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Wanna Play Squids

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.
*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"
by SquidsAnyone? October 22, 2018
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squidsy

1. Fast-paced game played on a pool table, whereby players strive to enforce Newton’s First law of motion that pool balls in motion stay in motion.

2. A bizarre game played on a pool table often used to confuse Babson students using the Olin pool room.

Alternative Definition: The best time ever.
Hey Tim, wanna go play squidsy?...HEY, YOU GUYS, SQUIDSIES!
by SquidsyMaster February 22, 2011
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squadsh

When someone tries to put a flaccid penis, into a tight butthole.
"Man, I'm tryna squadsh you right now and it wont fit"
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Squadstitution

A set of agreed upon rules for your squad that can be amended. Similar to the bro code but can include non-bros and is individual per each squad.
Cam: Michael is hereby kicked from the squad.
Michael: According to Squadstitution article 8 section 4, I can reinstate myself to the squad because of my position as a meme admin.
by Webb_of_Lies September 21, 2017
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squidsexual

Squidward from spongebob squarepants is a squidsexual”
by gloop cat January 23, 2019
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Chew Squads

The act of giving oral sex to multiple men all in one sitting. Ideal environment would have one or two women suck off 2-10 men one after another. Originated in Philly suburbs.
Hey we should call Jennifer over, she loves to chew squads.

Yo man Olivia came over and chewed the whole squad last night, there were like 7 dudes over my house, she sucked everyone off and went home.
by Dipset Rider July 12, 2011
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squaids

the worst form of AIDS on planet Earth contracted by sexual relations with squirrels. Squirrel AIDS = Squaids.
Man 1: "dude, she was so good in bed man!"
Man 2: "bro, I'm tellin ya, fuckin around with her you might get squaids"
by MarinePimpin2012 April 9, 2011
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