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squelching 

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.
"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school
Avery stop slunching in your chair
Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

squouching 

TO Squouch is to curl up into a small ball like a sneaky covenant elite.
Look at that guy that is squouching by the wall.
squouching by andy schultz May 4, 2005

EMI-Squashing 

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.
EMI-Squashing by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Squashing the Fly 

The term that is used when a player only gets a single trick during a round of hearts.
"Ha Ha…I shot the moon!"
"Well, I Squashed the fly!"
"D@mn 1t @J, you suck!!!"
Going to Manasquan for the weekend. May include laying out on the beach or frequenting Leggets, the Osprey, O'Neill's and even Parker House in Sea Girt.
"Hey Laura, are you squanning it this weekend?"
"Hells yea I am! Can't wait to do the strut at the Osprey!"
Squanning by ilovesquan June 4, 2009