squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.

My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.

by in the know2 July 29, 2009

Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Slumpkin

The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.

Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.

by brownnoser October 29, 2014

squapin

When your running the streets with the squad popping bottles

Me and the boys were squapin last week

Chris and I were squapin on the 4th of July

by Skippydinglechalk69 February 4, 2019

Squashkin

Female version of a blumpkin.

I'm a sick fuck and I wanna give my girl a squashkin.

by SuperCreamo March 11, 2019

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023