Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

sprogged

with child (see sprogg); pregnant

She only got sprogged up so he'd have to stay with her.

by Anne (the awesome) May 20, 2005

spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

by Jay July 1, 2003

spodge

1. A substance that is projected from the penis, it is often aimed towards a face, The crotch region of the female and in an anal opening.
2. A lubricating substance used on Jack's Car

1. 'look at that spodge on the wall next to your computer.
2. 'looks like thats gonna need some spodge

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004