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spodge

1. A substance that is projected from the penis, it is often aimed towards a face, The crotch region of the female and in an anal opening.
2. A lubricating substance used on Jack's Car
1. 'look at that spodge on the wall next to your computer.
2. 'looks like thats gonna need some spodge
by HotHotJism April 23, 2004
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spodge

Spodge is a versatile verb which means pass it, throw on to. In can also be used as an insult in the form 'spodge off' or also in a sexual way 'he spodged her one last night' literally he put it into her.
Spodge me that bit of turf over there and I'll spodge it on the fire.
by Ailbhe June 19, 2008
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Want to hit up the Spodie at Rockspot on Friday?
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Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!
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