spodge 

1. A substance that is projected from the penis, it is often aimed towards a face, The crotch region of the female and in an anal opening.
2. A lubricating substance used on Jack's Car

1. 'look at that spodge on the wall next to your computer.
2. 'looks like thats gonna need some spodge

spodge by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

spodge 

Spodge is a versatile verb which means pass it, throw on to. In can also be used as an insult in the form 'spodge off' or also in a sexual way 'he spodged her one last night' literally he put it into her.

Spodge me that bit of turf over there and I'll spodge it on the fire.

spodge by Ailbhe June 19, 2008

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Spodie 

A party, much like a keger, but instead of beer you drink and sell a mixture of alcohol and various juices. Every weekend night in Seattle. Mostly attended and thrown by high school age students. $5 a cup.

Want to hit up the Spodie at Rockspot on Friday?

Spodie by Hbbtraplord May 16, 2015

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants 

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017