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spornsexual 

an academic term originating in the mid-2010s that is used to describe a straight man who is “fragranced, buffed, ripped, groomed, and selfie-adoring.”
Ever since a couple ladies told Evan he's good looking he's become a total spornsexual.
spornsexual by anonymous September 21, 2022

Wii-Sportssexual 

A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.
1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."
Wii-Sportssexual by LULALOVER February 1, 2025

spermsexual

a woman that likes to swallow sperm to try to obtain information because sperm contains thousands of gigabytes of information.
The housewife was a spermsexual who wanted to know what her speechwriting husband was doing.
spermsexual by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Smorsexual

A non-trans girl who has he/him pronouns.
„Is he lesbian?”

What do you mean.. he?”
„ Oh.. Yeah he’s Smorsexual”
Smorsexual by Us334name July 11, 2021

scotsexual 

An enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attraction to the way Scotland play rugby.
While my father and mother are both heterosexual, I primarily identify as scotsexual.
scotsexual by Hayter April 15, 2022

Shartsexual 

A person attracted to another person with bladder problems such as IBS
"I like people with bladder problems therefor I am shartsexual."
Shartsexual by Mike715 May 8, 2023