Spongeshit

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)

Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...

by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Spontaneous Research Call

A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.

Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.

Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.

In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.

by TT99 July 14, 2011

spontaneous bidet

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

by johnboynurse March 3, 2009

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017