Spock

n. The creepy guy at the bar who has his eye on every girl who comes in but doesn't say anything to any of them. He is convinced that every girl in the bar is "eyeball fucking" him. This man more than likely spends a lot of time on Myspace and prolly has a folder full of random girls' pictures somewhere on his computer that he pleasures himself to late at night before crying himself to sleep. The term "lurk" updated for 2006. Say word.

Dude's straight spockin on those bitches son!

Collin is a fuckin spock.

by The Godson of the Gotti June 13, 2006

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Similar to the shocker and the Mork, the Spock should be performed while quoting some of the character's most memorable lines (ie. "Live long and prosper," "Most illogical," etc.)

"If I 'Spock' you tonight will you toss my salad tomorrow?"
n. - Spocker, Spockee
vt. - Spocks, Spocking, Spocked

by Tentius August 22, 2003

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A technique during sexual activity with a woman that involves sticking the index and middle finger into the vagina while simultaneously sticking the ring and pinky fingers into the rectum. Originates from an alien hand gesture portrayed in the Star Trek franchise.

girlfriend: ...HOLY SHIT! Did you just stick your fingers into my ASS?!
boyfriend: ...uh, yeah. It's called the spock...
girlfriend: ...will this make God cry?

by freaknasty December 13, 2004

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Similar to a shocker, but rather than inserting "two in the pink and one in the stink", two fingers are inserted into the anus, thus creating a Star Trek-like formation with your hand.

I heard Mark gave his girl a Spock during forplay, now she won't get of his nuts.

by spocker711 November 27, 2010

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