A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.
Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.
by Roger C. July 14, 2006
Get the splotcher mug.The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".
After having a bad day:
"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012
Get the splurchase mug.when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.
by splarch9000 November 24, 2017
Get the Splarch mug."I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
by arnica junkie November 5, 2018
Get the Splerch mug.When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.
by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
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