Splenda daddy

A less rich form of a cinnamon papa. Will invite you out to dinner but cannot expect him to pay for your dinner...or his for that matter.

My splenda daddy took me out to dinner yesterday, but I had to pay for all the shit.

by tabasco luver January 1, 2010

splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

by c<3l July 23, 2017

Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.

Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.

by missnancycook June 24, 2022

Splenda Daddy

It's like a sugar daddy, but instead it's a Splenda Daddy because they don't get any sugar.

Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?

Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..

by Trixxy Crisp March 9, 2024

Splenda Daddy

An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”

by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019

Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016