when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
Get the splashback baby mug.A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.
Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009
Get the Splashback-blocker mug.While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.
Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
Get the Splashback Syndrome mug.So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget
by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016
Get the splashback nugget mug.When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.
by wynx October 29, 2020
Get the Splashback Enema mug.Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.
Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!
No problem dude, glad I could help!
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
Get the Splashback Arrester mug.When you do a chick up the bum and then she gets preggers because the splashback went into her pee hole. the end.
' lets have sex'
'ohhh naaaaw we aint got no conDOMMMS!'
'wooo yay anal'
BOOM 9months later you got a baby, bitch.
aka - splashback baby
'ohhh naaaaw we aint got no conDOMMMS!'
'wooo yay anal'
BOOM 9months later you got a baby, bitch.
aka - splashback baby
by i have huge nuts April 29, 2011
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