Splash

The sound that constipated shit makes when it hits toilet water.

After I drank that container of Pepto Bismal I had a splash in the bathroom.

by Josh Kirkley November 27, 2004

splash

A small amount of liquor; approximately a shot.

"I'll take a splash of Jaeger"

by big craig February 11, 2013

Splash

(v.) To smoke marijuana or shisha out of a hookah. Commonly used as slang for having a hookah session or just smoking in general.

"Yo let's go splash some pooty water."

"Man I'm gonna get so fucking splashed tonight."

"Pass the cheezits.

by Sleeping Pooty February 20, 2014

splash

What you say when someone says something that makes you think of something dirty or makes you think of sexually dirty innuendo. Or-when you hear something that makes you think of something dirty or sexual, "splash" is the sound "your mind makes when it falls into the gutter".

Jimmy said that the guy at the hotdog stand didn't like big wieners. so to respond to what Jimmy said, I yelled: Splash!

by The Eastah Bunny April 4, 2007

splash

Beer pong.

Ay so we splashing this weekend or what?

by coolging805 September 29, 2013

splash

A cigarette rolled with approximately one part tobacco and one part hash. A variation on the common term spliff, meaning a cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Dude, I got fucked up on the splash last night!

by Original Maker March 20, 2008

splash

the act of releasing feces from your anus; taking a poop

I'll be back, I gatta take a splash

by Joey Bam-Bam May 4, 2006