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spiderwebed

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014
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Spiderwomaning

After a creampie, stomp on her pelvis causing the jizz to explode out of her vagina and stick to the wall
She covered my entire wall after spiderwomaning
by garywse December 13, 2014
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_spidersinyourwall_

_spidersinyourwall_ is an insanely popular tiktoker who has a huge fucking obsession with the marauders.
Person 1: Hey why is _spidersinyourwall_ crying?
Person 2: Don't worry about her, She just read another fucking marauders fan fiction
by creepyguyunderyourbed November 24, 2021
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Spiderdick

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.
I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.
by Yoraesha August 17, 2017
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Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering
Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010
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spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008
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spidergirl

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth and she spits it into her hand and then slaps it on his chest, usually while yelling "Spidergirl!"
"The blowjob was fantastic but after I came I heard her yell "Spidergirl!" and before I could move I had a red hand mark on my chest and jizz all over myself"
by Spidergirl1 August 14, 2010
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