Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

Scapegoat Speeder by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Spiegelbite 

The delicious combination of Bagel Bites and a Chicken McNugget.
You take two cooked pepperoni Bagel Bites and place a Chicken McNugget in between. Serve with French fries and ranch dressing for dipping.

Yo last night we made some Spiegelbites, they were so bomb!

Spiegelbite by persianempire December 14, 2010

Margo Roth Spiegelman 

The fictional character from John Green's book Paper Towns. She is a self described Paper Girl who runs away from home only to be perused by her childhood friend, Q. Before she ran away she was one of the most popular kids at her school and somewhat of leader with the popular kids because of her ability to become anything anyone wanted her to be.

Person 1: Hey! Did you read Paper Towns yet?

Person 2: Yeah! It was so amazing. John Green is such a great writer. Margo Roth Spiegelman is amazing.

Person 1: I love Margo too, she is so mysterious and beautiful.

Margo Roth Spiegelman by Darling, fetch the battle axe December 3, 2011

Sped Speeder 

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

Sped Speeder by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Spreged

Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.

The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.

Spreged by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

speeled 

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

speeled by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

follow the speeder 

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

follow the speeder by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007