a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
by martian87 January 25, 2010
Get the jersey speed bump mug.The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.
Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!
by hankdid June 29, 2015
Get the Chocolate Speed Bump mug.An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009
Get the Florida Speed Bump mug.1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
by Light Joker August 22, 2007
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