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sparx reader

If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident
guy 1: getting waterboarded is a nicer way to spend my evening than using sparx reader
guy 2: real
by schmahman May 27, 2024
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Sparxs

Brick Hill player who is best so he gets his own page
Sparxs is an epic gamer, no lies.
by Columbux January 2, 2020
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Sparx SimRacing

Though difficult to define, Sparx combines incredible driving skill with unmatchable humour and timeless fashion.

This creator shakes the foundations of streaming and content creation while capturing the essence of passion and the human condition.

Dress nice, drive nice my sweet prince.
Who is your hero?

“Sparx SimRacing, the handsome and legendary.” - Everyone, probably
by Sparx_SimRacing June 17, 2023
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Sparx

Ah nigga dat always say SUCK MY DIXK STOOOPID
by Static sparx March 12, 2019
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Twirlee Sparx

Winner. Basically sums it up. God Damn Champion. Trickster deity of Chaotic Good, Hollow Love, and Fractured Reflections.
Twirlee Sparx WINS! Again... Obviously....
by anonymous February 15, 2025
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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"
by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023
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