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Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.
Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener
by Foxdvd March 21, 2015
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blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017
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ricky spanish

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.
by Brody Male October 3, 2017
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spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011
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Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020
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The Spanish Inquisition

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010
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reverse spank

The riskiest sexual move a man can perform. The man attempts to reach around and spank the woman currently riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow. If done correctly, the woman becomes so aroused that she instantly cums. She then proceeds to beg the man to marry her if he has not already. If done incorrectly, the consequences could be devastating...
Man: I’m waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts. FUCK MY NUTS! I ATTEMPTED A REVERSE SPANK ON MY GF AND I SLAPPED MY NUTS
by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
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