The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.
by shmonroe August 24, 2016
Get the Rusty Snowman mug.When a huge winter blizzard surpasses a previous large winter storm (see snowpocalypse) and dumps copious amounts of snow in a place unprepared for such large snowfall amounts thus grinding entire transportation, retail, school and government systems to nearly a complete halt for several days. Results in extreme cabin fever leading to massive snowball fights and excessive photography.
I've been trapped in my neighborhood for five days now without mail, phone or electricity because of the Snowmaggedon !!!
by Sierramaiden February 9, 2010
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A monumental winter storm, lasting multiple days and resulting in copious amounts of snow and disastrous winter driving conditions.
by Bed4rd December 21, 2008
Get the snowmageddon mug.The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.
I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.
by Lightwork May 7, 2018
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Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
by Crahan September 12, 2008
Get the Serious Snowman mug.The brief but intense relationship formed between strangers undertaking similar acts in the snow. This could encompass the respectful nod between two people Suicycling, talking to neighbours you have never spoken to as you shovel driveways, or asking the man beside you if he wants to grab a beer after pushing a stranded motorist's vehicle. Most snowmantic relationships are fleeting.
by McJive December 23, 2010
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