Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

by amisstree December 2, 2010

Snowiecide

The period in time where Snowmen (.. Or Snowomen,) become bored with the world and decide enough is enough.

"Seen that half melted Snowman?"

"Yeah, looks like it committed Snowiecide"

by lickeldevil March 28, 2012

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

snotitude

A combination of the words snotty and attitude, used to describe a person with a snotty attitude.

Girl 1: Where'd you get your clothes, Goodwill?

Girl 2: Where'd you get your snotitude?

by Goobershanker September 23, 2007

shoicide

the act of wearing shoes that are so painfully uncomfortable you'd rather kill yourself than walk.

"Hey girl, I'm getting lunch. Wanna come?"

"Sure. Oh, wait, walking is going to be shoicide. Can you pick me up sushi?"

by ijy June 22, 2012

Shiticide

The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.

Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.

by Fitz606 May 19, 2023

Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.

yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.

by Dragonmd2010 June 2, 2011