Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

Snorfle

The act of frequent random acts of play after a bath, usually by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. The act generally consists of carpet diving, nose first,bouncing around like a bucking bronco and twisting side to side while laying on their back. Sneezing is the preferred accompaniment.

My corgi snorfled all over the living room after his bath.

by wrecknut January 15, 2013

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008

snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles January 1, 2009

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

rip snorter

Brilliant, great, fantastic.

That was a rip snorter of a piss up last night mate!

by Sambolini January 4, 2007

Snorgle

To hug/snuggle a really cute something.

"Oh my God did you see that puppy on 7th? OMG I want to snorgle it! ^_^"

by bhm2006 May 18, 2006