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Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.
Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad
by Trainius M November 22, 2018
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sneezeiure

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2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
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by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008
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skeezebag

The lowest form of "dirty-guys", skeezebags employ the worst pick-up lines while flaunting to badly sculpted metrosexual beards and body odour.
SB: Are those spacepants? Cuz' your ass is outta this world.
Normal Girl: Ew, do you hear this guy? What a skeezebag.
by Jenks October 10, 2005
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steezebandit

A person who posseses a large amount of steeze when skiing (or maybe snowboarding).
They have so much steeze that one would they must have robbed the steeze from someone, thus being a bandit.
Example 1: Yo! That nigga just stomped that cab 9 d-spin dizaster 810 out into a nosebutter switchup cork 7 octograb. he is such a steezebandit

Example 2: Man, he just destroyed that huge yeti by pulling that gnar switch 270 disaster over that down flat down rail and then stomped that steeeeezzzeee zerospin truenose over the stepup gap.
by ladontrelle November 6, 2007
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sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.
I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.
by psiidagama October 24, 2014
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Sleezeball Gang

Sleezeball gang consists of Redpill aware entrepreneurs. Originated in Northern California
Guy 1: “Yo what’s SBG mean”
Guy 2: “That’s Sleezeball Gang! Cooold”
by FTD707 December 9, 2020
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sneezegasm

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.
by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009
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