smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

smashed it

when u do summet really good/cool

look at dat boy, he smashed it

by vicky March 19, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005