smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

by TM September 8, 2004

Smirnoff Goon Bag

the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian's lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag

person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka... but fuck i don't have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT

by loalal November 10, 2010

Smirnoff ice

Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.

Scenario 1

Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)

Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!

Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label

Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?

Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.

Scenario 2 :

Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)

Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!

Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)

by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011

Diet Smirnoff

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.

"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"

by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018

smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!

Pass that green apple biznatch!

by the midget November 27, 2004

smirnoff green apple

1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.

Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!

by 415EZBZ July 16, 2006

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003