saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames

fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."

by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004

Bottle of smiles

A bottle of alcoholic beverage.

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017

rabbit smiles

What you see when you are speaking to a group of people who are smiling politely.

Looking out at the sea of benign rabbit smiles, I imagined that I may have farted.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 23, 2019

smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.

That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.

by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018

Crocodile Smiles

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

The snack that smiles back

The snack that smiles back- children

Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back

by Amphidit3 June 13, 2018

The Sack That Smiles Back

When the folds (Wrinkles) in a scrotum resembles that of a smiling face. Eyes and Mouth are required, nose is preferred, but not required. THE SACK MUST BE HAPPY!!! Must be declared by a spectator, not the one whom the sack belongs to!

If the "FACE" is hairy, 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back' may be decalred!

Donny: Dude, George, I think I got The Sack That Smiles Back, but I'm not sure... Help me out

George: O, definitely dude!! I can feel the happy vibes going on around your nutsack. That even may be a 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back!'

Donny: GET THE CAMERA MAN!!

by Door2Door_DoorSalesman February 18, 2011