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smessette

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!
by halloweenjack December 9, 2005
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smessing

n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.
1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!
by portman2 June 20, 2011
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SME(s)

small to medium enterprise(s)
small to medium sized enterprises
SME(s): Hang on tight for a tough financial year ahead
by chadcam December 19, 2011
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smessage

Noun. An SMS message (or text message).
My mate just sent me a smessage.
by Super Spong Brothers September 1, 2006
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smest

The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.
Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.
by mark from houston January 1, 2009
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Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
by garmfield June 15, 2022
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smessy

someone who needs to get their shit together because their life is falling apart.
by smessi April 18, 2017
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