Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

Smegmational

adjective-

A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.

The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.

by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011

smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

Smegmagic

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.

by smegmanal October 15, 2008

Smegman

Offensive Trump supporter. So offensive, they're beyond a dick. They're smegmen (plural).

Joe says they should round up the queers and gas them. He such a smegman.

by Jeannie Franken Weenie November 19, 2016