dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

by Ellekc December 8, 2010

smartass

Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.

Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)

by Slashco June 12, 2004

smartacity

The state of being a smart ass, or possibly something done to create such a state. A Latinate spelling of "smart-ass-ity".

HMB's urbandictionary definitions are characterized by their loquacity, obscurity, and smartacity.

"What your comment lacks in logical merit or accuracy, it more than makes up for in smartacity."

by HMB December 24, 2007

smearacle

A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.

Examples of smearacles:

1.
Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!

2.
Joe: OMG! Bob died.

Jack: How? Why?

Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.

Jack: That is such a smearacle, it's sad.

by ansertank August 22, 2014

Smartan

A hybrid of a spartan and a smart person that has the spartan drive and are really intelligent.

Bob: How does that guy do it?
Joe: It's pretty obvious, he's a smartan.

by arkhamknightnzt March 20, 2017

smearman

A person who bluntly says what no one else will in the most inappropriate moments and at the most inappropriate places, usually pertaining to raunchy sexual encounters said person has or wants to experience.

I was a total smearman the other night and told my fiancee's parents about a 10 dollar hooker i tea bagged the night before in Tijuana.

dude, he totally pulled a smearman at church last sunday, talking about how he gave your sister a spiderman. When the minister asked him what he was talking about he proceeded to telling a story of how he fucked his wife.

by djblankshot November 19, 2007